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David Boehler: It was on friendster. I got a message from this asian kid.."do you have a yahoo messenger so we can get together sometimes,.,.and get naughty you know,..haha,..,.,.,.add me ok,.,."I'm pretty sure I got even STRANGER messages that I don't remember at the moment. xD...Show more
Germaine Tieken: someone told u to jump off a bridge and you do it
Daria Verfaillie: i think of socks then me thinking are you being sarcastic or do you really like Jesus 'cause you can never tell...
Rocio Karvis: Jesus rocks my socks too!:]]
Stephnie Patout: :p
Arlen Decorte: masturbating too much
Jeannine Vassie: Kenny G - - whoa that's creepy haha! I think someone did that to me once as well.
Joan Stavropoulos: because you are constipated
Ignacio Imbier: going to a festival on friday
Kaylee Schmittou: spilled milk
Vickie Clampett: Jamaica.
!Lynn Melbourne: going to Florida for vacation
Jeremy Donohue: You got killed in a video game
Providencia Serpe: SUM1 called me and asked me did i still have on a brown coat dat i had on earlier that day. then they asked why my house looked like a 2 family flat. i was just about to answer the question untill i realized that for one, my house WAS a 2 family flat, and I DIDNT KNOW WHO THE HECK I WAS TALKING TO.
Gene Debell: by tripping on a rock.
Ardath Templer: Cause you got dumped.
Leif Andreason: I may go to Blue Bayou or something but no big plans
Elinore Schlinker: would you tongue your mom's snatch?
Ulrike Hert: well one time on my house phone.. some girl left a message including my name ,and saying something like " I can't wait to see you tonight, I'm thinking of you etc. etc.... " 'til this day I have no idea who it was lol
Marvella Benward: yeah my almost-ex (we were dating but not officially) called me anonymously! and left a voicemail in a different voice "you will die in 7 ! days"and i got a text from this girl like 3 tiems...great game today.....no seriously....what was the score? and i finally said dude idk who the heck youre talking about. loledit: oh yeah and my friend Imd me before i knew it was his sn and said, go look outside youll see a van. im in it. then youll find out who's IMing you. but no one was out there. lol and on facebook this guy from argentina thinks im his sister, i get a lot of weird messages lol...Show more
Stormy Beliard: My plans are similar to your's. Staying home and enjoying freedom!
Rana Rudell: Killing yourself because the new little garden you just finished making yourself does not live up to your expectations.
Benita Nancy: That your socks have holes in them making them Holy.
Frank Gazaway: It was a text msg. I think it's pretty funny actually."Shut the door, take off ur pants, get on top of me & do what u need 2 do to satisfy ur needs. Luv always, The Toilet ;) dirty mind!"
Eldrid! ge Rieves: Nope. I'm staying home like always. haha
Lorine Helwick: Sounds like you like Jesus.
Kimberlee Bowdish: that u r a Christian.
Rena Pepe: It's only 3 days into summer and I'm going crazy...does that count????
Eulah Hugill: You think Jesus is the best thing that happened to you
Ollie Hamiel: Bagpipes
Gwenda Micheals: I received a text from my anatomy and physiolgy teacher to meet him at a club. I was shocked.
Russell Mckinzie: Not sure; they are ALWAYS changing. People are so fickle. I'm hoping for something fun though...maybe Europe.
Ronnie Barcus: That you really like Jesus
Cordia Fivecoat: Ned Flanders.
Carolin Southers: Because everyone else is doing it
Heidy Fujikake: I think of a cartoon Jesus playing guitar and wearing tube socks@->-->-
Shaquita Wernicki: I'm just staying home... boring, i know. Maybe I will go on a road trip to Vegas or something.. that would be fun... : )So, what are ! your plans?
Dorethea Beaston: All of them.
Rosella Figliola! : The most stunning message I ever got was when I was an Art teacher!I got a note from a student who seemed very shy and compliant always did her work and then rest her head on her desk. Didn't mingle with others students just had one friend. So I was totally shocked when I found a note from her to me her last day in class that was sexually explicit. I decided to just tear it up and act like It never happened. It was like from a Teen horror flick, it talked about tying me to a bed and putting whip cream all over me and licking it off. Do parents know whats on their children's minds and this was 2003....Show more
Darcie Peraha: When I'd been married for 10 years, we had a super-Christian cleaning lady. She gave me a book on making my marriage better through Christ (I'm an Atheist). She was on her third marriage and was screwing around on her husband, yet felt my marriage needed more religion. That was very strange. Or perhaps very ironic.
Todd Stogner: It was rea! lly strange It said "Open your eyes and walk outside, I'm the one waiting silently in the tree for you my one and only dear." Or something alone those lines.
Luana Carothers: Because of what someone told you on the internet
Virgil Loatman: Ya, I'm going to London for a month.
Hal Rouse: yes im going on holiday to south east asia cannot wait
Arnoldo Budzynski: Because your favorite activity is pouring ketchup all over your pants and spinning around with 6.5 hula hoops whilst screaming "I'M A CHINCHILLA"
Vickie Sterbenz: This is going to sound really bad but is say bullying.Suicide is the permanent solution to a temperory problem. Unless bullying has happened all your life, it is no reason to commit suicide, if it is as bad as you want to kill yourself because of it then you should call the police if you can. Obviously not everyone can get out of the situation but you shouldn't have to kill yourself as a result of bullying because there are ways! it can be solved....Show more
Fermin Tara: I think of jesus rock! ing out on guitar on stage with Korn. With a mosh pit of devoted christians in front. Jesus is wearing purple, fuzzy, socks. Weird.
Ayesha Genova: Because someone else said you should
Merna Fauset: Someone beating your high score on a video game or boredom.
Lynn Hollars: Probably " You are a fart from an elephants friend who is an ostrich" or " ___ just told me nasty. I said 'don't u luv walking to your house when its a million degrees?' and he said 'yeah especially when im wearing jeans. The first thing I do wheni i get home is take off my pants and eat ice cream'. me: 'gross I'm gonna go jusmp in the pool.' him: 'lucky' me:why dont u take a cold shower?' him: 'oooh good idea' end of convo"or"do u still like marco"or"I know why it says i paged u. Sorry about that. I just said that ya they have better things to do than talking to me. And then I talked about being in love with a couch. Don't ask"there are abunch of others but i forget....Show more
Oll! ie Desalvo: It can be phone, text, e-mail, IM, Myspace or Facebook comment, anything!
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